Today's Funny

[Cindercat]

This is weird. I can't see the picture that I posted yesterday. It came from my phone, same as always, shouldn't I be able to see it? hmmm...

 

[Zhizara]

This is weird. I can't see the picture that I posted yesterday. It came from my phone, same as always, shouldn't I be able to see it? hmmm...

It's still there Cindercat.

 

[taxlady]

Just saw this on Facebook:

 

[Barbara L]

These caps are the living end!

 

[MrsLMB]

Emergency Flashers

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to
the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!

They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching
drivers..

To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which
made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

And of course, traffic starts backing up.

Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me.. I could tell he
was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here? '

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly..

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? '

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.

So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'

 

[Merlot]

I dont always reply but I read this thread everyday. Thanks for the laughs! Nothing new to add, my FB is clogged up with back to school pictures instead of new funnies.

 

[Kylie1969]

They are all brilliant

 

[taxlady]

Emergency flashers. Groan.

 

[Zhizara]

That one got me. I roared! Best laugh of the day!

 

[MrsLMB]

 

[Dawgluver]

all!

I want THIS cat! Nanananananananana....

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[taxlady]

From a man's point of view:

 

[Chief Longwind Of The North]

From a man's point of view:

Hey now! Let's not get a gender joke war going. I know judo, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Let me see fi I can find some amunition... Nope, it's just not fair. Men don't make clever jokes about women, at least none that I can find in a quick google search. And I simply refuse to be vulgar or base toward the gentle gender, or anyone else, for that matter. Suffice it to say, that I know the truth about all of you. I've been married for 34 years to a woman, and grew up with 3 sisters and a mother. And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the the North

 

[taxlady]

Hey now! Let's not get a gender joke war going. I know judo, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Let me see fi I can find some amunition... Nope, it's just not fair. Men don't make clever jokes about women, at least none that I can find in a quick google search. And I simply refuse to be vulgar or base toward the gentle gender, or anyone else, for that matter. Suffice it to say, that I know the truth about all of you. I've been married for 34 years to a woman, and grew up with 3 sisters and a mother. And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the the North

I got that from my husband.

 

[Barbara L]

I KNEW it!!!!

 

[Kylie1969]

all!

I want THIS cat! Nanananananananana....

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I love it...I want one too

 

[Kylie1969]

From a man's point of view:

That is classic

 

[Kylie1969]

I KNEW it!!!!

So funny

 

[PrincessFiona60]

For Tatt!

 

[Kylie1969]

That is great!