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Barbara L
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The first picture is one my daughter took of a sign at the Oceanside Harbor in Oceanside, California (most likely at Harbor Fish and Chips). The second is funny because of the cub, but isn't that one of the most gorgeous manes you have ever seen on a lion? I love it!
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Barbara L
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I have to post one more before I get off of here for the night. My daughter took this picture of our youngest grandson Thomas. She said he is going incognito. 
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Barbara L
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Dinner choices!
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Guess where I am now
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was,
and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn’t funny,
but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth.
I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher
was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me
what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why,
so I told her it was because you could make them
into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...?!?"
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was,
and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn’t funny,
but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth.
I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher
was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me
what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why,
so I told her it was because you could make them
into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...?!?"
Barbara L
Traveling Welcome Wagon
I love it! So much that I have to steal it!
