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Old 11-14-2017, 07:30 PM   #8041
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I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
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Old 11-14-2017, 07:39 PM   #8042
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Old 11-14-2017, 07:59 PM   #8043
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Old 11-14-2017, 09:17 PM   #8044
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Old 11-14-2017, 10:27 PM   #8045
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I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
Good one Tat.
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:04 PM   #8046
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I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

That could work.
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Old 11-16-2017, 07:33 AM   #8047
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That's good Tat!

Goes right along with my husband finding a car unlocked at a train station or somewhere. He would write up the ticket, put it on the front seat and lock the doors.
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Old 11-27-2017, 08:21 PM   #8048
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