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Old 12-07-2017, 07:44 PM   #8071
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:52 PM   #8072
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Puff is a distant cousin... only met him once or twice.

But he seems like a nice guy...
Good to know.
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Old 12-24-2017, 11:12 PM   #8073
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Old 12-25-2017, 12:08 AM   #8074
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That is hilarious, TAT! There is a fellow thespian whom I've done shows with at our community theatre that would do true justice to that part. Thanks for sharing!
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Old 12-25-2017, 09:32 AM   #8075
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Wonderful TAT - thank you so much.
Funny thing is - I know from personal experience he's got those moves just right!
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Old 12-26-2017, 04:13 PM   #8076
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World's Dumbest Crook

Not sure if he's the winner, but this guy sure makes a case for being crowned King of the Dumb Crooks:

Robber with ludicrously fake gun subdued by clerk and customers at Circle K in Akron



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Old 12-26-2017, 07:40 PM   #8077
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Thinking here..When someone tells me a joke I've heard, I never say.." Oh that's an old joke", as some people do. That remark always sounds like it's insulting who's doing the telling. It's even worse if they correct the way you told it. Ghaa..
Anyway, here's a joke I've heard several times and it makes me laugh every time.

George goes on vacation to Hawaii and leaves his brother in charge of his beloved cat, and their mother. He calls home to tell his brother he'd like to talk to his cat. His brother says "you can't talk to your cat because he's dead". "Oh NOOO, why did you have to tell me that when I'm so far away from home. You ruined my vacation! You could have said anything, like the cat is on the roof or something!"
The next week George calls home again and said, "well, since I can't talk to my cat, let me talk with Mom". "You can't talk with her either...she's on the roof".

Badda Bing...
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Old 12-26-2017, 07:51 PM   #8078
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thinking here..when someone tells me a joke i've heard, i never say.." oh that's an old joke", as some people do. That remark always sounds like it's insulting who's doing the telling. It's even worse if they correct the way you told it. Ghaa..
Anyway, here's a joke i've heard several times and it makes me laugh every time.

George goes on vacation to hawaii and leaves his brother in charge of his beloved cat, and their mother. He calls home to tell his brother he'd like to talk to his cat. His brother says "you can't talk to your cat because he's dead". "oh nooo, why did you have to tell me that when i'm so far away from home. You ruined my vacation! You could have said anything, like the cat is on the roof or something!"
the next week george calls home again and said, "well, since i can't talk to my cat, let me talk with mom". "you can't talk with her either...she's on the roof".

Badda bing...



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Old 12-26-2017, 07:52 PM   #8079
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ROFL!!!
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I may have posted this one before, but it's particularly appropriate with the weather some of us are having right now.
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