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An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.


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The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"


The man replied, "That would be my wife."
 
Hoot said:
An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.


The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.


16629-albums905-picture5043.jpg


The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"


The man replied, "That would be my wife."
:ROFLMAO: Mwahaha
 
It could be worse, the critters could have the incubation period of a chick!

I don't want to one to brag, but I was able to exterminate some of them this past year. Fifteen pounds worth. I think when I moved some of my clothiing from one closet to another is when it all happened. Those critteres didn't know where the clothes went. So far they haven't found their way over to the end of the apartment. Another ten pounds worth would be just great.

According to all the charts I should weigh 95 pounds. Yeah. In my dreams. I haven't weighed that since I was 15. :angel:
 
Barbara L said:
One of my favorite photos ever! I love Meerkats!

"Ooh, is there food in there?". Or "All right, Mr. DeMille, we're ready for our closeup."

Love it! Meercats rock!
 
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That is so funny :LOL: :LOL:

An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.


16629-albums905-picture5043.jpg


The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"


The man replied, "That would be my wife."
 
PrincessFiona60 said:

As adorable as this is, it's really dangerous for the chicks. Even if the cat would never hurt them intentionally, cats saliva has a bacteria in it that is toxic to birds. Not only is the cats fur covered in it, if she affectionately licks the chicks they would be exposed to it that way too. Very cute, but cats and birds don't mix well...

MrsLMB said:

Omg this is so adorable!!! I love kittens!






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I used to wear goggles sometimes lol. It helped quite a bit. Especially when I had to cut a whole tub of onions at work!!!
 
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