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Old 07-09-2012, 01:43 PM   #821
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Heh. This IS a cooking forum.....
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Here's one that tickled my funny bone today:
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:13 PM   #824
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They are both very funny guys
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To be fair, it doesn't say anything about learning to land!
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To be fair, it doesn't say anything about learning to land!
I'm not going to that flying school, no, no, no.
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Old 07-10-2012, 05:01 PM   #829
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JET FUEL DRINK

Dick and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Louisville, Kentucky . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in
the hangar with nothing to do.

Dick said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'

Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?'

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.


The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It's Jim.

Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'

Dick says, 'I feel great, how about you?'

Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'

Dick says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.We ought to do this more often..'

'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'

'What's that?'

'Have you farted yet?'

'No.'

'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Tennessee '



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