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Old 07-11-2012, 07:55 PM   #841
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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...



A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a


baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done,

she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.



As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay

in our bedroom.



Did you say ‘hello’?”
ROFL!!!
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Old 07-12-2012, 12:16 AM   #842
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Old 07-12-2012, 04:30 AM   #843
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that is one big cat
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:23 AM   #844
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The cat one reminds me of the episode of "I Love Lucy" where she tries baking bread. She adds all the yeast and it rises to a huge mountain of dough. Not only does the loaf grow so big in the oven that it comes across the kitchen, so does the pan it is on! Yeast is a marvelous wonder!
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Old 07-12-2012, 03:24 PM   #845
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My daughter would love this one!
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Old 07-12-2012, 03:44 PM   #846
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Old 07-12-2012, 09:53 PM   #847
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Old 07-12-2012, 11:20 PM   #848
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love it!

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My daughter would love this one!
Sooo funny
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