One day Shreddy, my tomcat, sneezed on me. I mentioned to Stirling that it was a shame that Shreddy didn't cover his mouth when he sneezed. I guess Shreddy heard me. The next day he sneezed into my hand.
An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"...Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me....talking to the wine."