Today's Funny

[CWS4322]

I'd be more concerned that he's starting it on his leg and not the ground.

Which reminds me, I think Husqvarna has a warning not to operate a chain saw naked.

 

[chopper]

Take a look - do you see anything dangerous about this

Yep, that's right - no safety goggles or ear muffs!

 

[chopper]

I'd be more concerned that he's starting it on his leg and not the ground.

Which reminds me, I think Husqvarna has a warning not to operate a chain saw naked.

When thy type up those kinds of warnings it is usually because someone has done it.

 

[CWS4322]

I better not let the girls see this...and I've hidden the hair dryer.

 

[taxlady]

Take a look - do you see anything dangerous about this

Yep, that's right - no safety goggles or ear muffs!

Oh dear!

I'm reminded of a story. When my exDH went to the one-day gun safety course required for a firearms handler's permit, they read out a list of stupid gun accidents from the previous year.

One dude got a cartridge jammed in his lever action rifle. So, he braced it on his foot and worked the lever back and forth. It unjammed the cartridge. He doesn't have as many toes as he used to have.

Another one: Two guys, who couldn't swim, and weren't wearing life vests, in a canoe, saw a moose on the shore. One of them stood up and shot at the moose. They both drowned.

 

[Addie]

Oh dear!

I'm reminded of a story. When my exDH went to the one-day gun safety course required for a firearms handler's permit, they read out a list of stupid gun accidents from the previous year.

One dude got a cartridge jammed in his lever action rifle. So, he braced it on his foot and worked the lever back and forth. It unjammed the cartridge. He doesn't have as many toes as he used to have.

Another one: Two guys, who couldn't swim, and weren't wearing life vests, in a canoe, saw a moose on the shore. One of them stood up and shot at the moose. They both drowned.

Has no one noticed that the cutting part is BETWEEN his legs? Does he not want a family?

 

[taxlady]

Has no one noticed that the cutting part is BETWEEN his legs? Does he not want a family?

That would be an unusual Darwin Award.

 

[Dawgluver]

That would be an unusual Darwin Award.

+1

For our snowbound folks:


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And our fisherfolks:

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[Dawgluver]

another Takei


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[taxlady]

 

[Kylie1969]

Take a look - do you see anything dangerous about this

Yep, that's right - no safety goggles or ear muffs!

OMG

 

[Kylie1969]

I better not let the girls see this...and I've hidden the hair dryer.

So funny

 

[MrsLMB]

 

[PrincessFiona60]

LOL!!

 

[Kylie1969]

 

[CWS4322]

LOL! Since when could cats read recipes? Doesn't every recipe say "add catnip" in the eyes of a cat???

 

[MrsLMB]

 

[PrincessFiona60]

ROFL!!!

 

[Zereh]

 

[Dawgluver]

Love it! I feel much safer.