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Old 03-08-2012, 03:24 PM   #1
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Today's Funny

Roflmfao!!!
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Old 03-08-2012, 09:24 PM   #2
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:30 PM   #3
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and did you see where the C-I-L-A-N-T-R-O was in the list?
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:50 AM   #6
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Old 03-10-2012, 02:35 PM   #7
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I hope you don't mind me adding another "funny" to this, but I thought this was cute!
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Old 03-10-2012, 04:34 PM   #8
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I don't mind at all, we need a funny each day!

That is funny! Thanks!
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Hahahaha, reminds me of myself.
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Old 03-11-2012, 02:11 PM   #10
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And here's one for today, 2012 March 11:



Too bad they didn't use Google translate, which got it right, but always ask someone who knows the language.
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Old 03-11-2012, 02:14 PM   #11
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ROFL! Love translations!
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ROFL! Love translations!

Which one of those two is Polish?
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Old 03-11-2012, 02:34 PM   #13
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Which one of those two is Polish?
Neither, Google the French phrase...
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I realize one is English and the other French. If I babbelfish the French I get polish sausage as a translation.

Nevermind. I get it. It's a direction to polish a sausage, not the adjective Polish.
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I realize one is English and the other French. If I babbelfish the French I get polish sausage as a translation.

Nevermind. I get it. It's a direction to polish a sausage, not the adjective Polish.
Google throws in "the" in there.
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I thought you were supposed to "grill" a sausage!
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ah.....polish vs Polish. We had a similiar discussion at work today, some put on their task post-it "Finish / Polish Document"
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ah.....polish vs Polish. We had a similiar discussion at work today, some put on their task post-it "Finish / Polish Document"
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i wonder what they call furniture polish in poland?

us wax?
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