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Old 04-21-2005, 04:18 PM   #11
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12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

How sad is that?

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body...but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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Old 04-21-2005, 06:10 PM   #12
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I also take issue with #8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2 - 6 years old.

I asked a doctor about this once and was told it is simply not true.
My son was only a week early and his kneecaps weren't noticeable AT ALL for a couple months. I think the myth is due to the fact that the knee cap doesn't start showing signs of ossification for several years and therefore doesn't show up clearly on x-rays.

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Old 05-02-2005, 01:30 PM   #13
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I think it would be cool to drink green mossy coke and eat those big hair spiders off fear factor. It may even help you be immune to they're poison. Besides everyone knows the most deadly spider is the granddaddy long legs, its just they're fangs can't bite through our skin.
As far as colds go its not how cold it is, but the virus from our hands to mouth (like the cold viruses), or if someone sneezes or coughs on us (Like the Flu viruses).

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