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Old 11-09-2005, 11:33 AM   #1
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Smile Two Brooms Joke

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom-broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom-broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a littlewhisk-broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE!!" said the groom-broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. Keep going on down. WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake, laugh or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy - even this silly little cute AND clean joke! Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!

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Old 11-09-2005, 11:36 AM   #2
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That is cute!
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:45 AM   #3
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That was cute, Marge!!
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That's adorable Marge thanks for sharing it.
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So cute.
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Old 11-09-2005, 06:49 PM   #6
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I'm, soooooooo very glad you're back!
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