How to make & lose points with us.
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed ......................................... ....+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
You go out to buy her breakfast to be served in bed.....+5
In the snow..................................... ..............+8
But return with a six pack of beer............................-5
And forget the breakfast................................ .............-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night..................... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
You whack it with a six iron................................+10
It's her cat...................................... ...........-40
AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party............ 0
You leave her to chat with a college drinking buddy......-2
Named Tiffany.................................. ..-4
HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday................................0
You buy a card and flowers...............................0
You take her out to dinner.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
Okay, it is a sports bar................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..........................-3
And your face is painted the colors of your best team........-10
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal...................................... .0
The pal is happily married..........................+1
The pal is single................................... -7
He drives a Ferrari.................................- 10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15
A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie...............+2
You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
You take her to a movie you hate......+6
You take her to a movie you like......-2
It's called Death Cop 3...............-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....-9
You told her it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly................-15
You exercise to get rid of it...+10
You resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts......-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."..........-800
THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding......................-10
You reply, "Where?".............................-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your belly".........-100
Any other response..............................-20
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem: You listen, displaying a concerned expression...........0
You listen, for over 30 minutes...............+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience....+50
You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do"...............-50
You listen for 30 minutes without looking at the TV..+100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep............-200
Remember in the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE US HAPPY
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed ......................................... ....+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
You go out to buy her breakfast to be served in bed.....+5
In the snow..................................... ..............+8
But return with a six pack of beer............................-5
And forget the breakfast................................ .............-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night..................... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
You whack it with a six iron................................+10
It's her cat...................................... ...........-40
AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party............ 0
You leave her to chat with a college drinking buddy......-2
Named Tiffany.................................. ..-4
HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday................................0
You buy a card and flowers...............................0
You take her out to dinner.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
Okay, it is a sports bar................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..........................-3
And your face is painted the colors of your best team........-10
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal...................................... .0
The pal is happily married..........................+1
The pal is single................................... -7
He drives a Ferrari.................................- 10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15
A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie...............+2
You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
You take her to a movie you hate......+6
You take her to a movie you like......-2
It's called Death Cop 3...............-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....-9
You told her it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly................-15
You exercise to get rid of it...+10
You resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts......-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."..........-800
THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding......................-10
You reply, "Where?".............................-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your belly".........-100
Any other response..............................-20
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem: You listen, displaying a concerned expression...........0
You listen, for over 30 minutes...............+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience....+50
You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do"...............-50
You listen for 30 minutes without looking at the TV..+100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep............-200
Remember in the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE US HAPPY
