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Old 03-19-2005, 10:23 PM   #11
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I wonder what a vaccum cleaner for women look like? Oh yeah.... a wealthy man that can afford a maid!
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Old 03-20-2005, 02:09 AM   #12
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Hm. Well, if John Deere had a special on riding vacuum cleaners with a free bonus wife, I guess I wouldn't complain!
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A wife may be a bonus, but I can assure you they certainly are not free. I've have one for 24 years & have been payin' for 24 years. No sign of reducing the principle yet either. :-D :-D
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Old 03-20-2005, 06:29 AM   #13
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Mine is also a riding model, with a wet bar.
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LOL! I haven't taken that step yet, Brooksy and the way you people talk about marriage, I'd be better off taking a bath in a chum bucket and then jumping into shark infested waters!
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Old 03-20-2005, 05:59 PM   #15
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I do delare, Damp, What do you mean.
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Old 03-20-2005, 06:09 PM   #16
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Now that cute little avatar's fingers are moving to the strums of Carlos Montoya's Fandango. Rather resembles him as well, except for the glasses and lap-top-guitar.
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Old 03-20-2005, 06:21 PM   #17
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It might be less painful, Wasabi!
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Old 03-20-2005, 06:26 PM   #18
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I wonder what a vaccum cleaner for women look like? Oh yeah.... a wealthy man that can afford a maid!
I'll take one, but to wealthy, he must also be generous.
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Old 03-21-2005, 09:49 PM   #19
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LOL! I haven't taken that step yet, Brooksy and the way you people talk about marriage, I'd be better off taking a bath in a chum bucket and then jumping into shark infested waters!
To be absolutely honest DC, I wouldn't be single for quids! Having your best friend around everyday through tough times & good is great.

24 years 5 months and 19 days, but who's counting.....

Fair dinkum.....
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Old 03-21-2005, 09:55 PM   #20
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To be absolutely honest DC, I wouldn't be single for quids! Having your best friend around everyday through tough times & good is great.

24 years 5 months and 19 days, but who's counting.....

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Actually 24 years here too. Lived together 5 before that.
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