Who has the turkey?

[Dove]

You missed him Maidright..I see him in my neighbors yard.

 

[pdswife]

Poor sad turkey... he's going to be way too skinny ( maybe, that's his plan) to eat on Thanksgiving. All this flying back and forth between cities and countries he's loosing all his good tasting turkey fat.


I have to go chase him out of our yard
now. He's eating all the chicken food.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*feeding turkey*

Well he JUST made it over here to Bensenville Illinois!!! He looks hungry. I'll feed the little guy.

 

[pdswife]

He wanted some dessert to go with your dinner sushi.
He came back to Issy to get some apple pie!

 

[cara]

I´m sure he wants to go somewhere south... were it`s warm..

 

[Barbara L]

Pageland is in the south. And the oven is warming up!

Barbara

 

[pdswife]

He's back here again. I think he knows he's safe at my house. I'd never eat him now that we are friends.

 

[cartwheelmac]

He's back here again. I think he knows he's safe at my house. I'd never eat him now that we are friends.

He must have got out because he is on my door step wanting to go to our 4-H meeting tonight and do the cookie exchange.

Cameron

 

[crewsk]

The 4-H meeting is over in Texas so the turkey has come back to Liberty, South Carolina to help me clean out all the leftovers in the fridge. Right now though, he's chasing my cats around the house. It sounds like a herd of elephants running around in here!

 

[cartwheelmac]

I think he is attracted to all our kids because he ran over here and decided to chase our cats!

Cameron

 

[SierraCook]

He is visiting the Sierra Valley again, but he won't be here long. It is too cold for him. Maybe he needs to visit wasabi.

 

[pdswife]

He's in Washington again... he's freezing his tail feathers off.
I'm sending him on... who wants him??

 

[Maidrite]

OK We will let Tommy Be.......... He's here with Us now................Barbara don't let him see inside the fridge !

 

[pdswife]

__________________hey... I thought you said he was at your house...
I swear I can hear him gobbling away with the chickens. Yep, that's him.

 

[cartwheelmac]

Nope, he not with your chickens. He is right here playing with my baby brother.

Cameron

 

[wasabi]

He was just in my fridge getting his suntan lotion to put in his "beach" bag.

 

[cartwheelmac]

He just put 4 turkeys in our freezer so we wouldn't eat him!

Cameron

 

[pdswife]

I think he's hanging out at our place. He's safe since we'll be out of state for the holiday.

 

[cartwheelmac]

Apologies to everyone.

I hope this doesn't upset you all but I am afraid that we ate him for Thanksgiving, Sorry!

Cameron

 

[wasabi]

Waste not, want not. Rest in pieces little fella.