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Old 04-02-2005, 10:12 PM   #1
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Why Women live longer than men.

Why Women live longer than men.
Why women live longer

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Old 04-02-2005, 10:17 PM   #2
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#5 is just disturbing!!
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Old 04-02-2005, 11:09 PM   #3
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Because women are allways ready to fight to the last man(quote from a confederate officer 1864)
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Old 04-02-2005, 11:36 PM   #4
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In my opinon women live longer cause we can multi-task easily and without much stress ;)
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Old 04-02-2005, 11:40 PM   #5
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In my opinon women live longer cause we can multi-task easily and without much stress ;)
I agree with Amber ... women don't have a wife causing them undue stress!
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Old 04-03-2005, 12:00 AM   #6
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It's just been proven here we work too hard, Ladies start taking up the slack .
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Cute!

Btw every time I've almost got killed a woman has usually been involved, so Im thinking that might contribute to it too.
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