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Old 06-30-2005, 05:28 PM   #1
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Wink You Can't Please A Woman

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Soon after my wife and I met, she mentioned how she really wished that she could afford a riding lawnmower. Shewas a single gal that worked all day and was often tired in the evening when she got home from work.
So, being the handy sort of guy that I was, I made her a riding lawnmower. I guess I thought she would squeal with delight and give me a big hug. To this day I have never been able to understand why women are so hard to please.





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Old 06-30-2005, 05:53 PM   #2
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lmao crewsk
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:31 PM   #3
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Don't let Maidrite see that, or he will be putting me to work! LOL

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Old 06-30-2005, 06:36 PM   #4
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That's so cool! I want one!

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Old 07-04-2005, 07:13 PM   #5
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Love it!
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Old 07-09-2005, 10:05 AM   #6
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Maybe you should put a bathtub in the yard full of ice and refreshments so she can grab a drink while mowing. A refrigerator on the porch would be ideal, but am unsure of any financial situations.

If I had this as a kid, I could have mowed lawns and delivered papers all at once.

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Old 07-09-2005, 10:16 AM   #7
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that is so cool, I love it, I want want too..:)
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Old 07-11-2005, 08:25 AM   #8
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What about this one?


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Old 07-11-2005, 08:41 AM   #9
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Ronjohn I love the mower, what a cool idea.
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Old 07-11-2005, 09:03 AM   #10
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Ronjohn, now that's more like it!! I want one like that!!
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