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Old 09-14-2005, 03:12 PM   #1
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Your horoscope for today

mar 21-apr 19

Uh oh. Mars is out of alignment, again. Not a good day to hang out with stupid, violent, heavily-armed ex-convicts. Save that for tomorrow.

apr 20-may 20

Don't go out today, without a spatula. I can't say more.

may 21-june 21

Terrific day to saunter. Don't let it turn into a mosey, though

june 22-july 22

What goes around will come around, today. Metaphorically speaking, that is.

july 23-aug 22

Musical inspiration will strike you today, and you'll invent some sort of new instrument that looks like a Hoover vacuum bag with a few bits of odd plumbing sticking out of it. The good thing is, the instrument will rivet people's attention to such a degree that you can indulge your tendency towards cross-dressing without anyone noticing!

aug 23-sept 22

You will receive a painful bonk on the head, today, while riding the bus downtown. It's your own fault, though, for sitting in front of that trombone player.

sept 23-oct23

Your morning grumpiness and sluggishness will vanish soon, when you discover that the problem was just using the wrong type of deodorant soap. Soon you'll be stepping out of the shower, grinning like an imbecile!

oct 24-nov 21

Today you will make a bold fashion statement, which will eventually become a trend and sweep the nation. "Executive Grunge", you'll call it.

nov 22-dec 21

Another one of those excrutiatingly boring meetings today. Try to liven things up by summoning one of the people back from the dead.

dec 22-jan 19

Good time to institute "show and tell" at the office. Why should kids have all the fun? You could break the ice by bringing in your stamp collection, no?

jan 20-feb 18

Good day to snitch cookies when nobody's looking.

feb 19-mar 20

Excellent day to make odd hand gestures at people you don't know.


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Old 09-14-2005, 04:16 PM   #2
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Fantastic I'm getting my show and tell ready now!! My office is actually a classsroom full of children so it will be even more realistic!
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