You should celebrate your birthday like I do. The first day I get all the presents. Then a day or two later someone takes me out to dinner. Then the next day, those that forgot my birthday, I remind them and I get flowers. Then my friends come across and they take me out to dinner. If I work it really careful, I can stretch it out for a week. Happy Birthday.
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"