My Dear Kitchenelf if I was there I would give you a Birthday and . But alais I am not so here is your Birthday to tell you a joke !
Did you know my Uncle was a ?
He could walk down a street and Turn into a Bar !
OK the Kiss and Flowers would have been better but
Your Husbands Taller and My wife can be Meaner so
Take what you can get !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITCHENELF!
If you need a smile, take mine, I'll make a new one.