We're happy to have you. Please, come in. Sit a while and talk turkey, or ham, or fish, or stew, or salad, or pie, or...
Any question you could possible ask, I can answer, not necessarily with the answer you want, but I can answer.
We love to talk about anything and everything around here, especially food. Sometimes, we even talk about fishing.
But mostly, we talk about food, and the techniques for making it great.
Have fun, and don't be shy (Notice the comma splice? I added it just for you. I can also compose run-on sentences with too many prepositions, if you like.
You will love it here.
Seeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North