1400? Hey! There were only 14!!
Of course, I think I might have an idea of who's responsible...
Nope, didn't kidnap anybody while I was gone, but yes, I probably WOULD believe the things BT was saying about me. He did, after all, try to slam my head in the door a week or so ago... WHYIOUGHTA!!!!!
Seriously though, thanks for the warm welcome back.