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Old 04-08-2009, 04:51 PM   #1
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Rules for Newbies

1. do not speak to Alix until she has had some coffee
2. kadesma is always making something good to eat, so pay attention
3. trust any advice given by Andy M or Michael in FtW
4. Dove is our grandma, so treat her with respect
5. Chef June - see rule #3
6. mudbug is a harmless smart alec - OK to ignore

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Old 04-08-2009, 04:59 PM   #2
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...6. mudbug is a harmless smart alec - OK to ignore
Except in this case. She is right on about everyone's listening to me.
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Old 04-08-2009, 05:26 PM   #3
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Need to add to number 4, Dove also is the keeper of the woodshed and, if you misbehave, you'll be sent there.
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Old 04-08-2009, 05:29 PM   #4
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7. If you are allergic to red, avoid Maidrite's posts!

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Old 04-09-2009, 12:01 AM   #5
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Good to know! Im new :) hi everyone!
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Old 04-09-2009, 02:52 PM   #6
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Wow - those are spot on mud!
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Old 04-09-2009, 02:57 PM   #7
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I think every new member should get a laminated copy of these rules sent to their house
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:19 PM   #8
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Don't buy that #6 stuff, this is one smart cookie And a great friend


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Old 04-09-2009, 05:35 PM   #9
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Need to add to number 4, Dove also is the keeper of the woodshed and, if you misbehave, you'll be sent there.
Another addendum to #4 - if Dove is busy, kitchenelf knows how to whack hiney with the meanest looking wooden spoon you have ever seen!

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6. mudbug is a harmless smart alec - OK to ignore
Needs to be modified a bit:

6. mudbug may be harmless - but very smart!
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Old 04-09-2009, 06:30 PM   #10
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kitchenelf knows how to whack hiney with the meanest looking wooden spoon
Spot on, Michael.
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