Rules for Newbies

[mudbug]

1. do not speak to Alix until she has had some coffee
2. kadesma is always making something good to eat, so pay attention
3. trust any advice given by Andy M or Michael in FtW
4. Dove is our grandma, so treat her with respect
5. Chef June - see rule #3
6. mudbug is a harmless smart alec - OK to ignore

 

[Andy M.]

...6. mudbug is a harmless smart alec - OK to ignore

Except in this case. She is right on about everyone's listening to me.

 

[Katie H]

Need to add to number 4, Dove also is the keeper of the woodshed and, if you misbehave, you'll be sent there.

 

[Barbara L]

7. If you are allergic to red, avoid Maidrite's posts!

Barbara
P.S. He is my Honey Bunny, so don't really avoid them!!!!

 

[punkrawkchef]

Good to know! Im new hi everyone!

 

[kitchenelf]

Wow - those are spot on mud!

 

[GB]

I think every new member should get a laminated copy of these rules sent to their house

 

[kadesma]

Don't buy that #6 stuff, this is one smart cookie And a great friend


kadesma

 

[Michael in FtW]

Need to add to number 4, Dove also is the keeper of the woodshed and, if you misbehave, you'll be sent there.

Another addendum to #4 - if Dove is busy, kitchenelf knows how to whack hiney with the meanest looking wooden spoon you have ever seen!

6. mudbug is a harmless smart alec - OK to ignore

Needs to be modified a bit:

6. mudbug may be harmless - but very smart!

 

[Loprraine]

kitchenelf knows how to whack hiney with the meanest looking wooden spoon

Spot on, Michael.

 

[Alix]

1. do not speak to Alix until she has had some coffee

And if Alix is posting in the morning before coffee be very very patient.

mudbug, I missed your smart aLEC remarks. Glad you are back posting so often.

 

[Michael in FtW]

I think very new member should get a laminated copy of these rules sent to their house

T-Shirts, Sweat Shirts and Coffee Mugs with the final version of the Rules for Newbies will be available in the DC (DiscussCooking.com) gift shop shortly ... there will be a 10% discount for members who pay their annual membership fee to DC online by debit card (I'll give a 25% discount for those who send me their annual membership fee in cash.)

 

[msmofet]

 

[Sherri83]

I havent posted on too much...but the rules are good to know!

 

[ellakav]

Good to know! Im new hi everyone!

hey! I'm pretty new myself. the people on this site are awesome
and the site ROCKS. it's addictive, too! I've gotten so much from
here - in fact, I'm about to post another question!!

 

[LPBeier]

Okay, I go away for a few weeks and everyone changes the rules on me again! Mudbug you are wonderful!

Oh, but isn't there a "don't" missing at the beginning of number 3?

 

[kadesma]

Okay, I go away for a few weeks and everyone changes the rules on me again! Mudbug you are wonderful!

Oh, but isn't there a "don't" missing at the beginning of number 3?

Good one Laurie. So nice to see you here. Welcome back
kades

 

[Alix]

Heeheehee...I forgot about this thread. Clicked on a link and gave myself a good giggle this morning.

mudbug...where are you? Missing you these days girl!

 

[kadesma]

Me too. Bug where are you?
kades

 

[Uncle Bob]

Hey Miss Mud....Come back for a visit...I'll fry you up some Catfish!!