now sit down next to bugs, and get out your notepad and a pencil. you have a lot of catching up to do.
can you fake a good belly ache? it is a pre-requisite for this course.
the first few lessons deal with sad eyes, "sincere" apologies, complimenting mom and dad on weight loss, and how to hide the clothes you really want to wear to school outside in the shed the night before.
shall we begin???
A true lover of nature does not despair now that his mistress has turned a colder cheek.