everyone's metabolisms are different. a friend who recently survived colon cancer was told by his doc to try to put on some weight, and a pound of bacon every week was part of his recovery diet. he's always been as skinny as a rail, and chemo didn't help.
besides the butt cancer, how lucky can you get?
The way that you wander is the way that you choose. The day that you tarry is the day that you lose.
Sunshine or thunder, a man will always wonder where the fair wind blows.