everyone's metabolisms are different. a friend who recently survived colon cancer was told by his doc to try to put on some weight, and a pound of bacon every week was part of his recovery diet. he's always been as skinny as a rail, and chemo didn't help.
besides the butt cancer, how lucky can you get?
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