Oh my gosh, I'm roaring with laughter here.
You guys are all so funny.
is mine. These things are amazing, you know they eat for you, they sleep for you, they take your meds for you, they're wonderful. Okay, they don't do all that but they do everything else.
You'll learn to love it, just give it a try from time to time and meantime, see if calling KitchenAid, and they are woonderful there by the way, can offer you some sort of a manual/instruction guide for your treasure...
Call 1-8005416390 kitchenaid portable customer service, correct number..............
8 am - 8 pm EST (Mon - Fri)
10 am - 5 pm EST (Sat)
Customer Satisfaction Center
P.O. Box 218
St. Joseph, MI 49085