PriFi and Chopper; Look to the sky. Virtual snowballs are headed your way. As they are virtual, they will pass through your home without harming the building in any way. They are fluffy, and made of powdery snow that somehow sticks together to make the perfect snowball. And they are aimed to hit you on the left ear, instantly melt, and dribble down, into your shirt.
You will have to build your very own virtual snowball cannon to lob virtual snowballs back. And I/m gonna say it ahead of time, because I'm so fast in the virtual world: Ya missed me, na na na na na naa na.
If you spray your egg rings with cooking oil, dip them into hot oil, until they are hot, you can then dip them into a medium thick pancake batter, letting it fry around the ring, and then back into the oil until the pastry releases from the ring. Remove the light and crisp pastry from the hot oil when its lightly browned and crisp, and dust with powdered sugar, and cinnamon, or top with something you love to put on such delicate pastries, like squeeze cheese, or honey, or freezer jam, or ranch dip; well, you get the idea.
Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North