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Old 03-04-2012, 02:20 PM   #81
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A fly lands in a Scotman's ale...
Dang! I knew I'd heard that one before!
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:23 PM   #82
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very good.

ok ,the last one.

the band u2 is performing in glasgow at a benefit for starving children when the lights on stage go down to a spotlight on bono. he slowly begins to clap his hands. clap... clap... clap...
he says in a somber voice, "every time that i clapped my hands, a child in africa has died."

a voice in the front row calls out, "well stop clapping, ya evil bastard!"
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:26 PM   #83
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very good.

ok ,the last one.

the band u2 is performing in glasgow at a benefit for starving children when the lights on stage go down to a spotlight on bono. he slowly begins to clap his hands. clap... clap... clap...
he says in a somber voice, "every time that i clapped my hands, a child in africa has died."

a voice in the front row calls out, "well stop clapping, ya evil bastard!"
I never liked him since he and Cher broke up.
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:41 PM   #84
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very good.

ok ,the last one.

the band u2 is performing in glasgow at a benefit for starving children when the lights on stage go down to a spotlight on bono. he slowly begins to clap his hands. clap... clap... clap...
he says in a somber voice, "every time that i clapped my hands, a child in africa has died."

a voice in the front row calls out, "well stop clapping, ya evil bastard!"
Thanks, BT. Now you owe me a screen rag!
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