All you violent people! I've never heard such stuff. But I love the idea of a sharpened spoon for digging through mellons. Sometimes, mellon-balls just arent the right shape. Can you imagine using your sharpened spoon to carve thin, cirved and elegant strips of mellon to use as a garnish over good cottage cheese and lettuce? Sounds wonderful to me.
Oh, and nevermind the Judo and Kuk-Sool-Won that I've trained in. I'm the grappling type. Don't like to hit people. I just choke 'em 'till they tap out. And when your opponant steps in too close, too fast, punches become ineffective.
Seeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North