Oh, Corey, my friend. I was shopping today in one of my favorite places...a catalogue warehouse store. They sell discontinued, overstock, etc. items.
Guess what I saw there? Yup! The Vidalia Chop Wizard. They had bins and bins and bins full of the plastic gadgets. Price tag was under $10. I was tempted but didn't get one. I'm a gadgetaholic but was able to contain myself today.
How many do you want? Christmas is only 9 months away.