I seemed to have acquired the uni-tasker Corn Cobber. The first time I used it, i nearly took off the skin on my hand and inside of my wrist. It is also useless for getting all the corn off the cob.
I prefer not to risk my life or vital arteries when trying make a corn salad.
"[I recommend]...bread, meat, vegetable and beer.
-Sophocles' philosophy of a moderate diet