My turkey wasn't always cooperating either ... but I thought it was my computer.
True story - Late at night, before Thanksgiving, supermarket employees were lining up 2 litre soda bottles (like bowling pins) and throwing a frozen turkey down the aisle - LOL - Real turkey bowling. So... check your bird for bruises. LMBO
well... bowling has never been my game, and it seems that my mouse and the turkey were being hostile to each other... I got no such thing as "good teamwork" there..