2007 Summer classes for Men

[Harborwitch]

EARLY SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT

THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY

Monday, 7th August , 2006


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.



Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Changes Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and

Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.< /I>



Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5

After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

at 7:00 PM


Class 6

Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Class 7

Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places

And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Mon day, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallels Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 14

The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses,

diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

 

[Katie H]

Interesting list of courses. I must be very fortunate because I think Buck would ace most of them. Although, he may need a refresher on class 3 and a bit more than a refresher on class 7. Otherwise, he's A-okay. I bet the classes filled up fast and, imagine, the wives did most of the registration since men can be awful procrastinators.

 

[rickell]

Interesting list of courses. I must be very fortunate because I think Buck would ace most of them. Although, he may need a refresher on class 3 and a fit more than a refresher on class 7. Otherwise, he's A-okay. I bet the classes filled up fast and, imagine, the wives did most of the registration since men can be awful procrastinators.

i would have to agree i am pretty lucky too my hubby might need to
think about # 2 and # 7 too but that is it. i think i could help him
with # 2 if i only just did not replace the paper a time or two. but then
would he not take out the trash thinking i was going to do it??
# 7 i have given up

 

[Half Baked]

Well, heck....let me be the first to sign Mr HB up.

 

[KAYLINDA]

I'd love to watch the final exams in any category! Great post!

 

[Robo410]

I teach some of those classes! really!!

 

[Chopstix]

LOL! I'm signing up DH for class 9!

 

[Shunka]

I can see the group practice for #3 turning in a competition though!!!

 

[Chief Longwind Of The North]

Women! Hmph! Try to be a nice guy and what does it getcha? Dont get me started on a list of things that women need to take classes for. Don't get me started.

Ha! I was just kidding. Some of those were actually pretty good. Myself, I already have trained myself in most of these techniques. And those I haven't succeded in, well I think it's organic mental difficiencies that suppress my ability to conquer those problems.

7 and 12 are biggies for me, especially 12. But then again, when it takes my wife four hours to pick out a package of toilet paper and Laundry supplies, I don't think there is a man on the planet with that much patience.

Seeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North

 

[Shunka]

Myself, I already have trained myself in most of these techniques. And those I haven't succeded in, well I think it's organic mental difficiencies that suppress my ability to conquer those problems.

7 and 12 are biggies for me, especially 12. But then again, when it takes my wife four hours to pick out a package of toilet paper and Laundry supplies, I don't think there is a man on the planet with that much patience.

Seeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North

I love the way you described the first part Goodweed!!!! On the second part...I completely agree with you!! Someone please shoot me if I ever take that long to shop!!!!!