SizzlininIN
Master Chef
> I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.
> She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her
> mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
>
> Why?" my daughter asked.
>
> "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
> dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
>
> At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
> "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
>
> I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff.
> It's on the Mommy Test.You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
> Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
> evidently pondering this new information.
>
> "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to
> be the daddy."
>
> "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
>
> When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
> She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her
> mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
>
> Why?" my daughter asked.
>
> "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
> dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
>
> At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
> "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
>
> I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff.
> It's on the Mommy Test.You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
> Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
> evidently pondering this new information.
>
> "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to
> be the daddy."
>
> "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
>
> When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
