Counseling, Southern Style

[Uncle Bob]

Counseling, Southern Style

Earl and Bob, two good ol boys from Mississippi, are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing an drinkin sweet tea when suddenly Bob says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits, sips his tea and says, "You better think it over Bob, women like that are hard to find.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Pretty darn good!

 

[Uncle Bob]

 

[amber]

Men I do have to say that was cute though Goes to show that men really do know us women well

 

[Barb L.]

lol, Loved it - so true too !

 

[JoAnn L.]

Thanks Uncle Bob for putting a smile on my face so early this morning. It is a good way to start the day.

 

[Katie H]

You made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the chuckle, Uncle Bob.

 

[RMS]

~~~~~Cute!

 

[csalt]

Lovely picture Uncle Bob. How peaceful. ( Obviously wifey not in the boat?)

 

[Constance]

My husband will love that one, Bob. He swears I've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle.

 

[Barbara L]

Earl spits, sips his tea...

I'm confused. Spits--sure, I'll buy that. But "sips his tea?" I don't know any southerners who sip their tea. LOL Sipping is for hot tea, and they look at me like I'm crazy when I even mention hot tea here!

Great joke!

Barbara

 

[Uncle Bob]

I'm confused. Spits--sure, I'll buy that. But "sips his tea?" I don't know any southerners who sip their tea. LOL Sipping is for hot tea, and they look at me like I'm crazy when I even mention hot tea here!

Great joke!

Barbara

Agreed Miss Barbara!!! Maybe "sip" should be edited to read "swig'

 

[shpj4]

Very cute - I had a great laugh.

 

[SurvivorGirl]

I must admit... I didn't get it at first. after i said it outloud to someone....I got it!! it's good! thx!

 

[Corey123]

Hey, y'all!!

What ya'll doin'? Won't y'all come on over to my house for some tea and donuts!!

Til then, I send y'all love and best dishes from my kitchen to yours!

 

[kitchenelf]

Hey, y'all!!

What ya'll doin'? Won't y'all come on over to my house for some tea and donuts!!

Til then, I send y'all love and best dishes from my kitchen to yours!

Tea and donuts?????? You can't fool me - you're not really from 'round here are ya?

 

[Corey123]

I was trying to sound like Paula Deen.

 

[droxford]

FOR SALE: Complete set of Encyclopedias. New condition. Don't need them - wife knows everything.

I haven't spoken to my wife in two years. I hate to intterupt her.

 

[Uncle Bob]

Hey, y'all!!

What ya'll doin'? Won't y'all come on over to my house for some tea and donuts!!

Til then, I send y'all love and best dishes from my kitchen to yours!

Pretty darn good job of a Paula Dean impersonation Corey!!

Bless her heart!