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LadyCook61 06-30-2008 03:44 PM

Missing husband alert- a joke

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

babetoo 06-30-2008 04:10 PM



Aera 06-30-2008 04:10 PM

LOL!!! :rofl::rofl:

cara 06-30-2008 04:31 PM


kitchenelf 06-30-2008 04:33 PM


luvs 06-30-2008 04:33 PM


quicksilver 06-30-2008 04:56 PM

Typical...... :lol:

Thanks LC

CharlieD 06-30-2008 05:13 PM

so, what so funny?

Fisher's Mom 06-30-2008 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by CharlieD (Post 637401)
so, what so funny?

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Your post is even funnier, Charlie!

CharlieD 06-30-2008 07:38 PM

Well, I understood the part when he makes fun of his wife, and I understood the part when he skipped town and probaly is having fun with some skiny blond, but part where y have to pray for him? What's so funny about that. If the joke end with pray for this ehhh, well woman, I can understand that.

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