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Andy M. 11-16-2008 08:51 AM

Family Matters
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay!" he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Constance 11-16-2008 08:52 AM

Hehehe! :lol:

texasgirl 11-16-2008 08:56 AM

HEHE!! That is awesome!!

kadesma 11-16-2008 09:04 AM

Andy, ya did it again..Good one:wink:

love2"Q" 11-16-2008 09:05 AM

Lol ...

Uncle Bob 11-16-2008 09:28 AM


cara 11-16-2008 11:31 AM

sounds a bit nasty - but I like it... ;o)

roadfix 11-16-2008 11:33 AM

Very good! I like it.

snack_pack85 11-16-2008 11:40 AM

that's a good one!!

kitchenelf 11-16-2008 12:26 PM

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - that's good!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

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