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CWS4322 12-01-2011 09:59 PM

Oh, they work for stale bread and their eggshells. They are not hard to please...I hope they like purple...

CWS4322 12-01-2011 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1078550)
OMG, you people are insane (in a good way).

Taxlady--you really need a couple of hens...I can probably work my connections and find two or three for you <g>.:smile:

taxlady 12-01-2011 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1078609)
Taxlady--you really need a couple of hens...I can probably work my connections and find two or three for you <g>.:smile:

Thanks, but the other members of my condo association already dislike me because I'm not "suburban enough".

Dawgluver 12-01-2011 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322
Oh, they work for stale bread and their eggshells. They are not hard to please...I hope they like purple...

I love purple! So is the chicken door installed yet?

Imagine waking up to a freshly laid egg on your pillow....

Hmm. How can they lay eggs on your pillow if they're wearing diapers?

CWS4322 12-02-2011 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dawgluver (Post 1078616)
I love purple! So is the chicken door installed yet?

Imagine waking up to a freshly laid egg on your pillow....

Hmm. How can they lay eggs on your pillow if they're wearing diapers?

Dawglover, are you egging me on? :blink:I hadn't thought of that...but the DH did (the egg in the "poo pouch"). He's nixed the diaper project--but, he's only here on weekends, so I'm sure I can break away from work and DC for a few hours when he's not here to whip up some diappies for the girls. I did counter him with the idea that if I made them out of polar fleece, the girls might stay warmer in the winter...except, they probably would appreciate booties too...

Zhizara 12-02-2011 10:28 AM

Have you ever seen those dogs (and cats) try to walk wearing booties? Gonna start a new chicken dance.:lol:

Timothy 12-02-2011 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1078728)
Dawglover, are you egging me on? :blink:I hadn't thought of that...but the DH did (the egg in the "poo pouch"). He's nixed the diaper project--but, he's only here on weekends, so I'm sure I can break away from work and DC for a few hours when he's not here to whip up some diappies for the girls. I did counter him with the idea that if I made them out of polar fleece, the girls might stay warmer in the winter...except, they probably would appreciate booties too...

It's said that a large amount of the body's heat is expelled through the scalp. When Dinky, my cat sleeps with me, he loves to lay right on top of my head on the pillow. It makes me sweat like crazy and I always move him off. Kind of like wearing a heated fur hat while sleeping.

Your ladies might lay that egg right on top of your head!

CWS4322 12-28-2011 07:23 PM

If I can find my knitting needles, I think Harriet and Myrtle might go outside in the snow if they had the proper attire:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...49627519583&ty

Zhizara 12-28-2011 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1088797)
If I can find my knitting needles, I think Harriet and Myrtle might go outside in the snow if they had the proper attire:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...49627519583&ty

I can just see you knitting in some chicken panties too!:rofl:

What next, a pet door?

CWS4322 12-28-2011 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhizara (Post 1088813)
I can just see you knitting in some chicken panties too!:rofl:

Not to mention that they probably would like "hoods" on their attire!

Don't laugh--a friend installed an automatic door so the chickens can go in and out. I'm getting the sense Chicken keepers can be as crazy as dog people...having been a dog person for years, it is small wonder I'd progress to a Chicken keeper at my age...

Zhizara 12-28-2011 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1088816)
Not to mention that they probably would like "hoods" on their attire!

Don't laugh--a friend installed an automatic door so the chickens can go in and out. I'm getting the sense Chicken keepers can be as crazy as dog people...having been a dog person for years, it is small wonder I'd progress to a Chicken keeper at my age...

Why not? Have fun, life's short.

Addie 12-28-2011 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1078550)
OMG, you people are insane (in a good way).

My kind of folk! :cool:

Addie 12-28-2011 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1088797)
If I can find my knitting needles, I think Harriet and Myrtle might go outside in the snow if they had the proper attire:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...49627519583&ty

It's nice to know that you are not alone in this world of yours. Can I join you?

Addie 12-28-2011 11:15 PM

As a child on the farm, one of my chores was to feed the chickens. I got the bright idea one fine boring day, to take elastics, cut them into pieces, and poke them in the ground with an end sticking out. I must have done a great job because some of them snapped back at the chickens as they were pulling on them. Soon after a lot of the eggs were not fit for the stand we had by the roadside. When questioned, thinking I had done a clever thing, I owned up. But not before I had a hole in the side of my leg when one of the chickens had caught on and came at me. I still bear the scar today. Needles to say, I was taken off chicken duty and punished severely. I had to feed the pigs. A job I hated.

For a long time I failed to understand what the problem was. After all, when a chicken started to cut back on her production of eggs, she was headed for the freezer and would be replaced by a whole new clutch in the spring. We had Rhode Island Reds. One year a Plymouth Rock came in the new clutch. She turned out to be a big producer of double yolkers. We got them for breakfast.

Dawgluver 12-29-2011 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322
I'm getting the sense Chicken keepers can be as crazy as dog people...

Nuh uh. Chicken keepers are MUCH crazier than dog people. This is common knowlege. Just ask my dog.

Addie 12-29-2011 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dawgluver (Post 1088896)
Nuh uh. Chicken keepers are MUCH crazier than dog people. This is common knowlege. Just ask my dog.

It might just be a tie. My son is on the lookout for a smoking jacket for his small Maltese and a pipe. And if he were a chicken person, those diapers would have already been bought. There are moments when I tell folks he is adopted. :rolleyes:

Timothy 12-29-2011 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Addie (Post 1088887)
I was taken off chicken duty and punished severely. I had to feed the pigs. A job I hated.

I'm with you there, Addie! Feeding the hogs scared me badly! I had many nightmares about those hogs rushing me and getting me down on the ground among them. I was terrified of them. I saw them eat too many things and realized that a skinny little boy's arms and legs would be no problem to them.

Addie 12-29-2011 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Timothy (Post 1089039)
I'm with you there, Addie! Feeding the hogs scared me badly! I had many nightmares about those hogs rushing me and getting me down on the ground among them. I was terrified of them. I saw them eat too many things and realized that a skinny little boy's arms and legs would be no problem to them.

They will eat ANYTHING you throw in their trough. If you ever want to commit miurder, do it at night and toss the body in their pen. It will be gone by morning. Bones and all. :pig:

Timothy 12-29-2011 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Addie (Post 1089060)
They will eat ANYTHING you throw in their trough. If you ever want to commit miurder, do it at night and toss the body in their pen. It will be gone by morning. Bones and all. :pig:

Now you're just scaring me!:ohmy::ermm::rolleyes:

Addie 12-29-2011 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Timothy (Post 1089063)
Now you're just scaring me!:ohmy::ermm::rolleyes:

They have quite a mouthful of teeth. The bottom front teeth grow out straight forward. And you don't want to keep a boar. Their tusks can grow really fast. In the wild, they use those front teeth to dig for roots and other foods. :ohmy:


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