SizzlininIN
Master Chef
Ok...........I took out some of the ones that came with this grouping.........didn't want Kitchen Elf crackin out the bullwhip (WHACK!!) 
So here's PG 13
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?...... Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?..............The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is divorce so expensive?.........Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?..........Doughnuts?
What do you call a smart blonde?.....A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?....Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?........ 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?..............45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?.............Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?.........They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
.......................Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?..............After a year, the dog is
still excited to see you
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?...........Because they have cotton balls.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?.........Mace will do that to you.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?......... a southern zoo has a
description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?.......Get another sweet little
80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Why is there no Disneyland in China?.... No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
So here's PG 13SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?...... Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?..............The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is divorce so expensive?.........Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?..........Doughnuts?
What do you call a smart blonde?.....A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?....Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?........ 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?..............45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?.............Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?.........They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
.......................Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?..............After a year, the dog is
still excited to see you
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?...........Because they have cotton balls.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?.........Mace will do that to you.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?......... a southern zoo has a
description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?.......Get another sweet little
80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Why is there no Disneyland in China?.... No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
