He'll end up naming his kid Chili.
I quite like odd people, i.e. eccentrics. However, he is more of an idiot!He seems very odd. Perhaps I should name of myself DogPat.
People can be very odd, yes?
Love,
~Cat
"Why I Changed My Name..." doesn't give the real answer, which is that the man is an idiot. However, it does appear that copious amounts of alcohol were involved, so - basically the same thing.
Isabella might want to reconsider that "engaged" thing...
He could just shorten the last name to "Burger" (as in Perry Mason's DA opponent Hamilton Burger). That might appease his fiance without ending the relationship.
Take away the name and you make the girlfriend more likely to marry you!BUTTT then it ruins it for me.. Take away the cheese and it lacks oomph...
Ha indeed! Or even...I'm not sure I could keep a straight face at the wedding
"Isabella, do you take Bacon to be your wedded husband to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health and forsaking all others, be faithful only to him so long as you both shall live?"
BUTTT then it ruins it for me.. Take away the cheese and it lacks oomph...