When I first heard of it I thought it WAS whiskey - the illicit still variety!Oddly enough, Mountain Dew was originally intended to be a mixer with whiskey.
I don't drink coffee, but I do have a diet Dew in the AM. . .also, it pairs well with a slew of other adult booze. As for the doritos, I'm still wrapping my head around Cool ranch tacos, the cupcakes will have to wait.