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Old 10-12-2007, 02:02 PM   #21
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:34 PM   #22
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:35 PM   #23
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OMG....I leave for a few mminutes and now it's come down to this ^^^^^^^^ ???????
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One of my all-time favorite oxymorons, FAT-FREE HALF & HALF!

Half & half is, as it's name suggests, half cream and half milk (or pipe tobaco, but that's a DIFFERENT half & half). If you remove the fat from cream, you get skim milk. If you remove the fat from milk, you get skim milk. Therefore, fat free half and half is, hands please....?

Actually, what you're getting is a chemical potion formulated to look and taste like half-and-half, with a fat content low enough to meet the federal guidelines for a "fat-free" label. If you look at the ingedients on any brand of fat-free half & half, you will find the following five ingredients: nonfat milk, milk, corn syrup solids (sugar), artificial color, and sugar. Most will also contain carageenan, which is a seaweed extract designed to thicken the skimmed milk and give it a "creamy" consistency. It's also been known to cause, in some people, a really bad case of the Step-and-Fetch-its.
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:47 PM   #25
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How about chicken fried steak? Is it a chicken or is it a steak? Or buffalo wings?
LOL - it's steak that is breaded and fried like chicken. But, the one that gets me is "chicken fried chicken". What???
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:50 PM   #26
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How about anything prefixed with "Mc"

Mc-Fish....Mc-Chicken. I don't think so.
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Got another no explanation needed.Pigs in a blanket.
Which pigs in a blanket, the breakfast sausage rolled up in a pancake type, the hot dog rolled up in a Pillsbuy crescent roll type, or the ground meat and rice rolled up in a cabbage leaf type?
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Old 10-12-2007, 04:45 PM   #28
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LOL - it's steak that is breaded and fried like chicken. But, the one that gets me is "chicken fried chicken". What???

Love chicken fried Chicken Mike...delicious!!


Boneless Ribs????
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Old 10-12-2007, 04:57 PM   #29
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Old 10-12-2007, 05:00 PM   #30
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Old 10-12-2007, 08:46 PM   #33
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Hogshead cheese, kibbie, tipsy fish, mock turtle soup, and hushpuppies
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Old 10-13-2007, 12:11 AM   #34
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OK I give up. What are Kibbie and tipsy fish?
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Old 10-13-2007, 12:16 AM   #35
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OK I give up. What are Kibbie and tipsy fish?
Kibbie or kibby is a dish that is made with cracked wheat and ground meat that can be eaten raw, or baked. Never tried it myself. Tipsy fish is fish fillets, soaked 24 hours in beer (hiccup), and then battered and fried. Both are considered hors d'oeuvres.
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Old 10-13-2007, 12:49 AM   #37
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Thanks expat. I'm more educated now.

Check the photo thread. I've invoked your name there. I assume you're somewhere near Ukraine????

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Thanks expat. I'm more educated now.

Check the photo thread. I've invoked your name there. I assume you're somewhere near Ukraine????

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Where in the world do you find this stuff??? Only a wandering Tomcat could have found the Ukraine from Kentucky No wonder you were gone so long!! If you had caught a flight from the Ukraine shivering in the wheel assembly of a Fokker or a Yak you would have arrived in Astana, Kazakhstan 4 hours later. So, no, we're not that far away.
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How about "Imam Bayaldi"-The Imam Fainted ( eggplant stuffed with onionand garlic) or - Kadin Budu-"Lady's Thighs (Turkish Meatballs)?!
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Old 10-13-2007, 03:31 AM   #40
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it would make sense that a bawdy serving of kadin badu would often followed by the imam bayaldi...
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