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Bacon and aerosol cheese on crackers.
Easy bacon omlets.
BLTs! (just need some squeezlettuce and squeeztomato to go with it.
 
i wrote a song 'bout squeeze bacon.
here it is:

bought a tube of junk;
bacon in a tube
my auto needed 'oilin, & sqeeze bacon was the lube

i put it on my burger,
& in-between my toast.

comapny arrived today
& my jake, was the host.

with sweat upon his brow, my jake, he ran to me.
i looked at his pink apron & he wouln't laugh with me!
"oh, babe, what shall i cook?" raviolis in the can?

i pointed at his apron & said , jake you're the man!

they're's bacon in a bottle, a new concept, you see!
why not fix some BLT's
and give those folks some glee!!!!!

so jake began production &
you shoulda seen our crowd!

they gobbled down those sammiches,
& & thier applause was more than loud!
 
Hey now that is something I could get behind UB. I actually posted a link that that many months ago and one of members ordered it and was going to write a review. We never got the review and I have forgotten which member it was.
 
i wrote a song 'bout squeeze bacon.
here it is:

bought a tube of junk;
bacon in a tube
my auto needed 'oilin, & sqeeze bacon was the lube

i put it on my burger,
& in-between my toast.

comapny arrived today
& my jake, was the host.

with sweat upon his brow, my jake, he ran to me.
i looked at his pink apron & he wouln't laugh with me!
"oh, babe, what shall i cook?" raviolis in the can?

i pointed at his apron & said , jake you're the man!

they're's bacon in a bottle, a new concept, you see!
why not fix some BLT's
and give those folks some glee!!!!!

so jake began production &
you shoulda seen our crowd!

they gobbled down those sammiches,
& & thier applause was more than loud!

luvs, that is great!!
 
I love bacon. I do not think I would want to live if I could not have it. But even I think this is going to far...

Squeeze Bacon

okay, I watched this video 4 times :blush:...never did nail down the language?

and their choice of phrases:

bread meat

ground cow

peetsa

american break your fast

they sure made it look good:huh:, kinda, and what was that hokey music?

guess the video really intrigued me:-p
 
I am at work and I don't usually turn on my speakers here so I have not watched the video yet. Guess I have to do that when I get home!
 
Not to be a spoilsport but the baconnaise is vegetarian safe and contains no actual bacon.
 
What do you do? Mix mayo and cooked bacon?

I got the idea from a recipe for home made cole slaw dressing. It included mayo, cooked bacon, s&p, sugar, and I added a spot of worcestershire sauce. I use it on BLT's as well as cole slaw and other salads

forgot to say that I buzz it all in the food processor to finely chop up the bacon..
 
...bread meat

ground cow

peetsa

american break your fast

...

guess the video really intrigued me:-p

I'm with you Beth ... My favorite was the bread meat. I'll have to show DH the video when he gets home, he'll really get a kick out of it (and then I can watch it again too:angel:).

Not to be a spoilsport but the baconnaise is vegetarian safe and contains no actual bacon.

Oh Andy, you beat me to it ... "Vegetarian Safe" ... :huh:. What vegetarian option am I missing that tastes like bacon? I might have lasted longer ...
 
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