Sir_Loin_of_Beef
Chef Extraordinaire
I have a friend who refers to KFC coleslaw as soylent green.
I have a friend who refers to KFC coleslaw as soylent green.
Could be a matter of taste I guess.
Yes, it is, because KFC coleslaw tastes like something that came out of a swamp. A POLLUTED swamp!
Yes, it is, because KFC coleslaw tastes like something that came out of a swamp. A POLLUTED swamp!
And for the record, I've been in swamps, and have inadvertantly tasted swamp water. I've never had any that tasted like KFC coleslaw.
Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
I'm learning that more people have tasted swamp water than I would have imagined...
Yes, it is, because KFC coleslaw tastes like something that came out of a swamp. A POLLUTED swamp!
I've had some mighty tasty things on outings into the swamp. Cat tail tubers, fiddle head fern, cabbage palm hearts, elderberry flowers, crawfish, Alligator snapping turtle and frog legs to mention a few. Even boiled or treated swamp water is mighty fine if you're thirsty. You might even get lucky and run across an Artesian Spring.
Now fiddlehead ferns I can go for. Although the one I have tasted are from the woods along a stream that ran in back of the farm. We collected them every spring.
It has been ages since I've had cat tail tubers. It seems to me we collected them in the spring...lots of cat tails near the farm. Hmmmm...where is my Stalking the Wild Asparagus...oh, that's right, I have two copies--one at the farm, and one at home! Should be able to find one of them before next spring. And fiddleheads, well, those are s/thing we forage every spring. A bit fiddly (ha-ha) to clean, but oh so good.I've had some mighty tasty things on outings into the swamp. Cat tail tubers, fiddle head fern, cabbage palm hearts, elderberry flowers, crawfish, Alligator snapping turtle and frog legs to mention a few. Even boiled or treated swamp water is mighty fine if you're thirsty. You might even get lucky and run across an Artesian Spring.