Corned Beef baked?
I should have first boiled the last one we got as a business gift from one of DH's customers years ago. I followed the directions on the package, and baked it without soaking or boiling. DH's parents were visiting, and they politely ate some, but to me, it was totally inedible. I threw it away, and made something else.
She who dies with the most toys, wins.