Raven
Sous Chef
Well kiddies, it looks like Uncle Raven forgot to take his medication again this morning so while we wait for the little men in white coats to arrive, let's all gather around for a sing along.
Today's tune is American Pie so follow the bouncing cursor (and no we're not talking about Uncle Raven). So here we go....
A long, long time ago
I can still remember
my computer used to run just fine
When my machine was still brand new,
I could even play Doom 2
And my system wouldn't even
bat an eye
But then the spyware started comin'
and my machine just wasn't hummin'
Hard drive free of trojans,
but defrag still did nothin'
So Desperate I phoned up the geeks
then I tried control alt and delete,
but I had to admit defeat,
the day,
the compuuuuuuuuter,
died.
So Bye, Bye,
My computer just died,
Clicked a button,
and then nuttin'
Now my system is fried.
And tech support
they're office closed up at five,
it's enough to make you sit down and cry,
enough to make you sit down and cry.
Did you write this crappy DOS?
and do know how much stuff I lost?
When this **** thing ate it's-self?
And do you believe Restore will work?
or will it, only, make things worse?
SHould I give up and just cough up for a dell?
This crazy thing just makes me shout,
How I wish that I could throw it out,
I miss Jib-Jab's Cartoons,
And how I loved surfing iTunes.
I was a lonely teenage cyber buff,
with an IR Keyboard and a lot of stuff,
but I knew I was out of luck
the day
the computer
died.
I started singing
Bye Bye
My computer just died
Clicked a button,
and then nuttin'
Now my system is fried.
And tech support
they're office closed up at five,
it's enough to make you sit down and cry,
enough to make you sit down and cry.
Ooops the men in white are here so it's time to peel Uncle Raven off the ceiling fan so we'll have to finish this some other time.
~ Raven ~
Today's tune is American Pie so follow the bouncing cursor (and no we're not talking about Uncle Raven). So here we go....
A long, long time ago
I can still remember
my computer used to run just fine
When my machine was still brand new,
I could even play Doom 2
And my system wouldn't even
bat an eye
But then the spyware started comin'
and my machine just wasn't hummin'
Hard drive free of trojans,
but defrag still did nothin'
So Desperate I phoned up the geeks
then I tried control alt and delete,
but I had to admit defeat,
the day,
the compuuuuuuuuter,
died.
So Bye, Bye,
My computer just died,
Clicked a button,
and then nuttin'
Now my system is fried.
And tech support
they're office closed up at five,
it's enough to make you sit down and cry,
enough to make you sit down and cry.
Did you write this crappy DOS?
and do know how much stuff I lost?
When this **** thing ate it's-self?
And do you believe Restore will work?
or will it, only, make things worse?
SHould I give up and just cough up for a dell?
This crazy thing just makes me shout,
How I wish that I could throw it out,
I miss Jib-Jab's Cartoons,
And how I loved surfing iTunes.
I was a lonely teenage cyber buff,
with an IR Keyboard and a lot of stuff,
but I knew I was out of luck
the day
the computer
died.
I started singing
Bye Bye
My computer just died
Clicked a button,
and then nuttin'
Now my system is fried.
And tech support
they're office closed up at five,
it's enough to make you sit down and cry,
enough to make you sit down and cry.
Ooops the men in white are here so it's time to peel Uncle Raven off the ceiling fan so we'll have to finish this some other time.
~ Raven ~
