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Old 12-31-2008, 04:17 PM   #1
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And then the fight started.....

I'm at work and it's New Years Eve and, well, you know!

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it. He was a DWARF! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....

I know that there are more like this out there.



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Old 12-31-2008, 04:23 PM   #2
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Did you ever find out which one he was? Here I go, back on the list...

Joseph the Incorrigible

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Old 12-31-2008, 04:26 PM   #3
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Reminds me of a comic a friend sent me today. It shows Snow White, astonished look on her face, as one of the dwarfs is handing her what looks like a fastfood-type beverage.

He says, "Slurpee?"

The caption at the bottom of the comic reads, "Snow White and the 7-Eleven Dwarfs."
"As a girl I had zero interest in the stove." - Julia Child
This is real inspiration. Look what Julia became!
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