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[getoutamykitchen]

A turnip truck overturned, along with a tanker truck of pasturized milk and a Wisconsin Cheese delivery truck, people were running up to the mashed mess with forks drawn ready to eat.

 

[pdswife]

I've got some salt and pepper for you said Markie!

 

[getoutamykitchen]

"Why thank you," said Major Nelson, "but where's Genie?"

 

[pdswife]

From the crowd came a little voice "here I am, Major!

 

[chefmaloney]

Genie couldn't see wasting all of that precious milk so she immediately had the common sense to 'pop up' a cheese factory in downtown Hockalugie which created hundreds of jobs and helped the local economy with the Hockalugie Cheese Factory.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

People were cuttin' the cheese all over town and you could smell the excitement in the air.

 

[chefmaloney]

chapter 5

i attend awanalerntokook
(an uknown culinary arts school)

 

[getoutamykitchen]

My first day of school at Awanalerntokook Culinary Arts Academy, so far so good.

 

[pdswife]

Today's guest teacher was none other than the famous Paula Dean, "hi today we will learn how to bake gooey chocolate cookies using five pounds of sweet butter"!

 

[getoutamykitchen]

Ahh butter, surely that had to be Paula Deen, but why didn't she say Ya'll after that Hi?

 

[pdswife]

Paula gave a little laugh and said "I'm trying to become "cityfied" so I'm dropping my southern accent.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

This is just wrong I thought, Paula Deen without a southern accent is like Paula Deen without Maynaise (as she pronounces it).

 

[chefmaloney]

So they ordered a freighter full of butter and the entire class made Gooey Chocolate Cookies and while they were baking Paula told the class: "Y'all go on ahaid and hep yersefs to some chips 'n' maynaise whall them cookies are a'baykin".(hard as she tried her southern accent kept on a'slip'n out)

 

[pdswife]

"Do I smell something burning?" Asked Jimmy as he munched on his 200th chip.

 

[chefmaloney]

The entire first batch of gooey chocolate cookies had been forgotten about and was burned to a crisp!

 

[pdswife]

oh what a smell..and oh what a racket the fire alarms made as they went off!!!

 

[chefmaloney]

There was so much smoke that fire departments from cities all around showed up but we weren't fined because they all finished off our second batch of chocolate gooey cookies and left extremely happy with recipes in hand.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

Soon the class was over and I had to leave, but oh how I looked forward to tomorrow's class with guest speaker...

 

[pdswife]

Bucky Tom, the famous chef from the DC area.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

Everyone was excoted about Bucky Tom coming to the classroom as a guest speaker, the topic was ...