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Old 09-09-2006, 06:28 PM   #1
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Dogs Playing Poker

Three guys and a dog were sitting around playing poker.
"Isn't it amazing," said one guy "a dog playing poker......"

One of the other chaps looks up and says, "Aw, I dunno, he's not really so smart.......
every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail!"

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Old 09-09-2006, 06:31 PM   #2
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Hee hee hee, yeah, that natural instict might be a wee bit of a tell!
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Old 09-09-2006, 06:34 PM   #3
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whew, for a minute I thought this was going to be about one of those stupid tapestries HH wants to hang over the bar...................
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Old 09-09-2006, 08:23 PM   #4
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I feel ya mudbug, my fiance trys to shimmy and slide his poker dog coasters into the living room (my territory)... followed by a swift rebuttal from me though, "back to the man room, shoooo!!!"
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Old 09-09-2006, 10:44 PM   #5
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I needed a good chuckle, thanks.
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